What I immediately thought was:
Why, yes. Yes indeed, Sir this is conversation is probably going to be a huge waste of my time, too! I can't WAIT to see what you say NEXT!
Not a good start.
I wanted to tell him in a conversational tone while laughing along in jest:" The question IS stupid and you are incompetent, but what can I help you with? Oh, logging into our website? Yes, you use your email address. It says your password is '1awesome_doctor'. What's that you say? Yes, well I'm sure you ARE awesome at doctoring. Yes. I know 'doctoring' is not the correct way to...No, I can only answer one question at a ... No, we don't send out your details to anyon... Ok, one question at a time. Fine. I'll send out the new password to SuperawesomedoctorNOtheBESTdoctor@gmail.com. Is there anything else I can...
|I'm looking at my watch because I'm important and you're boring me!|